Karaoke
Don't try to sing "Paul Revere" with a drunk mohawked soccer mom. It's not going to be pretty.
Birthday party
Drinking and canoeing don't really mix. Especially at night.
If you get out of the boat, be sure you know how to get back in.
If you are going to steer the boat, sit in the back, and try not to run into a tree straight off the dock.
That cornucopia bug is a bagworm. Gross.
Irish Festival
Seeing your coworkers doing Irish Step Dancing has got to be one of the funniest things ever.
If you decide to run an Irish Festival, please have some Irish beer (No, Killian's doesn't count).
Niece's birthday present delivery
Call before you just show up at your brother's house 2 hours early on a Sunday. Luckily, they have kids.
Pre-season football
Don't just assume that, if the Eagles are ahead in the 3rd quarter, that they will pull it off. I should have learned this one by now.
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